About Gift Giving...

Always wrap gifts beautifully.  Use quality ribbon and hand write a note on every card.  That way, even if you are giving a crappy gift, it will still feel special because you took the time to write a personal note and put some thought into wrapping that crap :)

About Cooking...

The only salad dressing you ever need is olive oil and red wine vinegar.  If you wanna make it fancy, add a little lemon juice.  Always add the O&V, toss, then the S&P and re-toss.

When preparing veggies like carrots or potatoes as a side dish, be sure to prepare at least the same number of servings as people you are feeding.